Friday, August 15, 2014

An Update On the Front Garden

Yes! The weather is finally cool enough at night and in the mornings that I can really start working in the yard again. Let's hear it for an early fall, folks!

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In case anyone thought I was dead or for some other reason wasn't interested in gardening anymore (if anyone is, in fact, actually reading this blog and also giving a crap), here are a couple of pics

Before:

SEPTEMBER 2013




APRIL 2014

Last September, I cleared out most of the Yarrow that persists in taking over the entire front garden.  As you can see, only seven months later, it was already filling in - and four months after that (i.e. yesterday) it had grown into what looked like the corner of an abandoned lot. 

I'm sick of doing that every year. 

Seriously, you guys, from here on out, as far as Texas goes,* I'm all about little-to-no maintenance. 
And so:  


Yesterday evening, just before sunset (when the temperature was a balmy and cool...um...92ยบ), I ripped out ALL OF THE YARROW.  Things to know: 
  • I'm planning to put another rose bush on the east (left, in the picture) side of the garden to balance out the big white/yellow one on the west (right) side
  • This time I'm going to keep after the damned garden with the hoe and make sure the effing Yarrow doesn't get a foothold again.  
  • The statue belongs to my recent roomate, who has moved out of state, and left it here until such time as she can figure out how to ship it to herself without it costing an arm and a leg.  Meanwhile, many thanks to my neighbor's boyfriend, who saw me struggling to get the thing onto a dolly last night and very kindly wheeled it to the garden and propped it up in place for me with his man muscles. 
  • Bermuda grass actually goes semi-dormant in the summers here, because of the heat.  It'll green up again when fall truly hits. 
  • Did you know Irises could talk? They say OH MY GOD WOMAN DIVIDE US ALREADY!!




* Um...nothing.  



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Friday, June 27, 2014

Legal Weed

Look who's still alive!  Lots of LIFE happening lately, and also lots of SUMMER, so, not much going on in the yard/gardens. A quick recap of the last couple of months goes:


  • learned to tune up/repair my lawnmower via YouTube videos
  • Something (not one of my dogs) dug up my Sweet Autumn Clematis vine and the whole thing died
  • Discovered that the weed in the back yard that I knew was bothering my dogs' skin is none other than Ragweed.  *HORROR MOVIE MUSIC PLAYS IN BACKGROUND* 
  • The grass, weeds, and intentional plants that I tend are doing really well this year, since we've had a decent amount of consistent rainfall this year, and my "lawns" are doing great.  The front is...alive!  The back is 6" high at all times, fluffy, soft, and 90% weeds.  I don't care, as long as it's green. Except for the ragweed. 

So the other day while mowing (with the weed eater, since although my lawnmower is now functional, it's out of gas, derp), I came across a weed I have never seen before in my ten years of living in this house, and my thirty-three years of living in Austin.  I took to the internet today to try and identify it, and ended up drawing you a picture: 




1. Ground Ivy (Glechoma)     

Low, creeping, prolific, and covered in small whorled burrs that blanket your dog like little angry traps that spring when you snuggle him later.  I've found them to be easily controlled by scalping the crap out of them with the weedeater on a regular basis. (As per this whole post: your mileage may vary). 

...the plant, not the dogs. Weed eaters don't control dogs at  all. 








2. Dichondra
Teensy and beautiful, to my eye. They spring up and proliferate in shady areas with moist soil, and I let them do that all they want, because they fill in areas where I can never grow anything else. Plus they're cute as hell. 







3. Creeping Buttercup (Ranunculus)
The first time I saw this I thought it was some new horrible form of Ground Ivy.  I don't have much; the healthier and more diverse my lawn is, the less I see Creeping Buttercup.  It's itchy.









4. Wood Sorrel (Oxalis)
NOT CLOVER.  Clover is this.  There are many species of Oxalis, but this one is mine.  This shit is the reason the HOA hates me. It's ubiquitous, fast-growing, covered in @$!%&!~@! stickers, and too low to hit with the lawnmower.  Regular scalping with the weed eater keeps it in check, but the second the grass withers in extreme heat this stuff takes off like crazy.  WE HATES IT, PRECIOUS.






5. Henbit (Lamium)
Henbit is a type of Dead Nettle - "dead" indicating that it has no noxious chemical sting like Stinging Nettle or Bull Nettle.  It's safe to touch.  And I think it's pretty, when it's not stringy and overgrown.  This is one of the weeds I let grow in shady areas if it wants to, though it usually doesn't, for long.
   






 6. Lamb's Quarters (Chenopodium)

Big, strong, and easy to pull up when it's about a foot high.  Earlier than that and the stem just snaps at the ground.  Later than that and you need farm equipment to get it up. Fortunately it doesn't seem to spread much, at least not in my yard. It's also got big, strong roots that are perfect for breaking up hard, dry soil - which is why you tend to see it more in barren areas.  It's got a job to do. 

    







7. Western Ragweed (Ambrosia)
Holy shitsnacks, y'all.  I first became aware that my dogs seemed to be allergic to this stuff last year, when I had maybe one or two of them in the yard.  I pulled them up. This year, I got dozens, so I mowed them over - regular mowing will disrupt and eventually wear out and kill 99% of the weeds I've encountered. Not this crap. It replicates exponentially the more I cut it down, and now I have a fucking CARPET of this shit.  More extreme measure to be taken over the coming weekend.  Daisy's reacting to it (and the fleas, which have gone INSANE this year) so badly I'm afraid the Animal Services people are going to confiscate her any day now, the poor love. :'(





8. Japanese Stiltgrass, or Annual Jewgrass (Microstegium)
I was highly dismayed to discover that this was a particularly noxious invasive plant, high on watch lists around my area.  I love this stuff!  I have it all over the east side of my property where nothing else will grow, and it's beginning to take over my backyard, too.  And I was GLAD it was, because it's SO pretty and green and soft.  I learned today that it'll get up to 3' high if I let it - I've always mown it into a soft, plush carpet, and it stays that way.  I want to keep it, but...? 





9.   ?????

SO WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THING???

Anybody?

It was about a foot and a half high at time of death (by weed eater). Each little star-shaped cluster of leaves had a little cluster of tiny, tiny yellow flowers in the center.  There was a pale area near the center of each cluster, kinda like in the picture.  It was really pretty, and also really scary-looking, because, is it a Magical Winning Lottery Ticket Bush, or is it SATAN???

[Edit:  it's wild Amaranth!] 




And Now A Word From My Lawn's Sponsor 
(that would be me)...

By and large, I let weeds be weeds.  As long as they're not hurting anybody, not toxic to my dogs, and not taking over and growing out of control.  Like I said, regular mowing keeps the ones I don't want to have around down, and it does actually proliferate things I do want more of - like the Japanese Stiltgrass (mournful sigh) and the variety of small, native grass-like things that are together finally replacing my nasty-ass Bermuda Grass (planted by the builders in 2004, ugly as hell, terrible at this climate, and yet another plant my dogs and I are allergic to).

The main reason I let most of them alone is that MONOCULTURE IS UNHEALTHY.   A typical "ideal" suburban lawn, a smooth, green, swath of a single type of grass, is a monoculture.  Maintained year by year lawns deplete the soil beneath them of all the nutrients they need to survive, leaving behind the rest to build up and slowly deaden the soil underneath, requiring massive amounts of chemical intervention to keep them going (hint: this is why they rotate crops).  For healthy soil, and healthy plants and grasses, you need a diverse range of plants in any garden scape, be it a lawn or a garden bed.  I'd much rather have a sea of Whatever Will Grow in which every plant is healthy, green, and plush.  A diverse lawn, with its varying water and nutrient needs and its varying root depth, promotes healthy, nutrient-rich, well-aerated soil chock full of beneficial bacteria and insects.   It also holds moisture better, retains soil and prevents erosion, and breakdown of used plant material feeds neighboring plants and trees.

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Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Here We Go Again, V 2.1 - A Radical New @#%& Idea

Okay, so, maybe it's not so radical to YOU, Dear Reader, but it's new to me.  Not the concept itself, but the idea of embracing and implementing it myself.

The Thing Is: 

  • my @#%& [back] lawn dies every year about midsummer, if not before. 
  • my @#%& lawn is like 95% weeds and grassy weeds.  I'm fine with that, but one of my dogs is *horribly* allergic to grass, as it turns out. 
  • over half of my @#%& lawn is also covered with plants that make stickers, this year. WTF. 
  • She's also *horribly* allergic to fleas, which flourish in my @#%& lawn, between the humidity, the weeds, and the neighbor's dog and @#%& lawn, neither of which are taken care of.
  • By some twist of Fate, I am not ever allowed to have a lawnmower that works.  If I have one, it breaks after only a month or two.  For the most part, for the past ten years, I've "mown" my @#%& lawn with a frikking weedeater.  Which is great for upper body strength, but it's a @#%& pain in the ass. 
  • I once saw my friend, musician Alyse Black, perform at a house concert in a woman's backyard, which was enormous and beautifully landscaped to accommodate audiences at the house concerts she hosted regularly.  And it's had me thinking, ever since that day. 

I'm thinking I might just say to hell with my @#%& lawn and implement a lawn-free landscape in my backyard.  What little grass I have left, between the moisture-sucking and carrotlike surface roots of my mulberry tree (which are actually pretty neat)  and the shade it casts over most of the yard (hallelujah, finally some shade!), as well as the fact that the rest of the yard is literally in FULL sun from sunup to sundown 365 days a year...well, it's basically crabgrass and whatever native weedy grasses are willing to grow in those conditions.  On one hand, that's great, because what I was given when my house was built was Bermuda Grass, to which I am allergic; but OTOH, as I said, my dogs are allergic to the "grass" I have now and to the bugses it harbours.  


So I'm Thinking...

Maxipark Piet Oudolf (via Pinterest) 

Pinterest

GardenCollection.com, via Pinterest
I *adore* circular paved areas like this. 

My old patio garden, before the grass grew in between the
stones.  I've been dismantling it for the past year, because
it was settling so badly that it was a trip hazard. 
Large, sweeping areas of mulched beds. 


And, aside from the plants themselves (would it be wrong of me to host a party and charge an admission price of one garden plant per guest?  Heehee), I could re-landscape my entire backyard for absolutely free, if I wanted to.


Things That Are Free: 
  • pallets
  • rocks
  • mulch 
  • manual labor
  • newspapers
  • compost (I make my own)
  • compost food (from neighbors, who may even pay me to rake their lawns and cart off the detritus?)
  • my Quickrete Walkmaker, which I used to make my old patio, and still have hanging on the wall in my garage. 
  • a pair of 6' black metal trellises, which used to live on the open end of my porch 
  • a black iron trellis (used to be a headboard), that has recently become available, because one of my asshole dogs dug up the Sweet Autumn Clematis that was on it, completely killing the plant.  >:[ 

Even Some of the Plants: 
  • wildflowers (hand-collected seed, where allowed by law)
  • transplants and divisions from other parts of my property (I'm up to HERE with Yarrow, garlic chives, Irises, and Amarcrinums) 

Things To Consider: 


If I decide to develop this, implementation will be a long ways off.  Unless I get really excited about it and start collecting free things on a regular basis.  I've been bringing home a short stack of pallets every week lately, for a patio/deck project I'm going to start working on soon (aaaany minute now, I swear).  

A Few of the Things I Want To Keep In Mind: 
  • Dogs eat wood. 
  • Gravel and/or rocks/rock chips are sharp on dog toes, and potentially REALLY hot in the summer sun.  From my own past experience, I also know that rocks migrate when you're not looking, no matter how hard you try to contain them. 
  • Weed supression is the first step, no matter what I end up doing. 
  • Erosion control is essential to the plan, in my sloping yard. 
  • I want vegetables integrated into the entire landscape, not just in a devoted plot (although there would be a dedicated vegetable section). 
  • More privacy options, plz? 
  • Dog-safe plants


I'll let you know how the @#%& plan develops. 


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Tuesday, May 6, 2014

And Now For Something Completely Different...

Hey, check it out, guys, I'm selling my artwork!

Visit   my new Etsy shop

Shop now! 

What: 
  • soft pastel drawings and sketches
  • acrylic paintings
  • available framed or un-framed
Why?  
  • Because where the hell would I hang dozens of drawings and paintings?  I must make it...therefore eventually, I must sell it. 
When:
  • Right now! Go buy art!   
For updates and new product info:


Thursday, April 24, 2014

A Saw! A Paintbrush! Hoocha Hoocha Hoocha - LOBSTER.




So, anyway...


Back in 2010 I built this pot rack shelfy thing for my kitchen, out of cheap 2"  sleepers, painted to match the walls.




Seemed like a good idea at the time.  And it worked - my pots and pans were right there, ready to grab; and for a while, at least, the trash can being somewhat sheltered kept the dog out of it.  Until she figured out how to drag it out and open the lid (without knocking it over, even).




Once I began living alone (nearly a year ago, now!), I had far more cabinet space, so my pots and pans got new homes out of sight, and the pot rack that I built moved to the back porch, as a beautiful potted plant display random-crap-I-couldn't-be-arsed-to-put-away repository.

Last night, finally fed up with it looking like hell, not matching the house, and being completely too big and in my way, I took a saw and some black paint to it:



And because I'm nothing if not consistent, I hereby vow to: 
  • fill this with beautiful plants and toys
  • put the tools away that are standing in the corner
  • finish cleaning up and updating the rest of the porch, and
  • post pics when I'm done. 
None of which, as you know, will get done.  But hey, you never know.  





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Thursday, April 17, 2014

Spring Blooms

In my front garden this week:


[most of] my front garden

an Elm sapling in my Loropetalums, for some reason

my "Lorrie" Irises - I have no clue what variety they were supposed to be, but I know that Lorrie gave them to me. 


half-open Yarrow flowers <3 
"Before the Storm" Iris



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Monday, March 31, 2014

Spring Is Like, Springing. And Stuff.

Not much going on in the garden right now, aside from dead things coming alive, which is pretty much in the awesome category.

(In the creepy category:  watching June bugs crawling their way up to the surface of the soil from eggs buried beneath, like things back from the dead; then watching them dry and harden in the sun and finally take off to look for a mate, knowing they'll last little more than 72 hours).

Chinese Witch Hazel (Loropetalum chinensis) beginning to bloom in my front garden. 

The first Vinca flower, in the hanging baskets on my front porch.  I'm happy to report that these baskets wintered quite
nicely tucked into the very-overgrown front garden, and never once had to come inside. 


There's also a new rose bush in the front garden, but there are no photos, because it just looks like sticks as of yet.  I hope it does well.  It's an "El Toro", which is a soft-red hybrid tea. The packaging says it's got a lovely fragrance; but everything I'm seeing online says it has no fragrance at all.  We'll see.


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Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Spammity Spammmm!

Sorry folks, for the time being I've had to turn off anonymous comments.  Been getting flooded with spam/advert comments lately - twelve so far today, in fact, and it's not even noon yet.



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Thursday, February 13, 2014

This Crazy-Ass Winter

Man, it's been weird this year.  Consistently so, but still weird.  Every three days we've been going from freezing/below-freezing temperatures, along with ice and sleet and even some snow, to balmy, breezy, early-early-Spring days.  It's getting a bit annoying.

That said, last weekend was made up of those balmy early-early-Spring days, and I took full advantage of it.  I cleaned up the front and back yard for the first time this year, edging and mowing both yards.  I cut down dead branches and foliage on all of my bushes and two of my trees, to ready them for new Spring growth that will come [hopefully] in the next month.

The oak in the front got a special pruning job.  I absolutely adore the way many mature Live Oaks in Austin are limbed-up to create statuesque trees with soaring foliage high above; and in the last few years since I've come to accept my poor little Charlie Brown oak tree, I've decided that it will become one of those.

                                                          before                                                         after                                                      2013

Here's a photo of the tree last Spring, when I started shaping it and cleaning it up.  I got rid of all the small branches that hung down, leveled off the bottom and opened up some space at the bottom.  Earlier this Winter, I began opening up the inside of the tree as well, removing a few small branches, and all of the tiny sprouts that were making this tree look like...well, like a wad of tree on a stick.


Last weekend I did some more shaping, getting rid of most of the small, horizontal branches near the bottom of the canopy, and opening up the inside of the tree all the way up, to make the canopy less dense, and allow for more light to pass through it:

Feb 2014


It's a good start!  I love how TALL this tree looks now, with it's canopy up top instead of bundled up around the trunk like cotton candy on a cone.  I was careful not to disturb the mockingbird nest in the very top, too, in case they decide to come back this year.



This is just one example of where I'm going with this tree.  These are Live Oaks in a south Austin neighborhood in which I used to live.  Some of them are a bit TOO open for me - but I love the tall, forest-y feel of them, the openness, and the dappled shade they cast when opened up like this.  The ones dotting the landscape around my office building have been done the same way, and I just love it.

Special thanks go out to my friend Antares, who lent me her long-handled tree pruner for this job.  That thing is awesome!





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Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Obligatory Ice Day Post

Friday and yesterday we got ice and a little bit of snow.  The thing you have to understand about central Texas is, not only do most of us not know how to drive in winter weather like this, our roads aren't even built for it.  We're about as able to deal with ice and snow as Yugoslavia is prepared for a tropical tsunami.  So Friday and yesterday I was home from work, hehe.  And you get pictures of my local "snowpocalypse" and my three dogs trying to figure out what in the blue fuck is going on.

snow (or ice, who the hell knows) on my Clematis 'Romantika'



a very overgrown front garden bed

seriously, this right here?  the whole city shuts down

dogs: "WTF"

clockwise from black dog:
"The hell?"
"THIS IS AWESOME!!!"
"There's nowhere to pee. Guess I'll  just die." 



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